
Bicycle and Moped Humor

- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired (too tired).
- Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: I didn't think we'd make it! Jill replied, Neither did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we would have slid all the way back down!
- What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose? Bicycle petals!
- What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle
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GotByke a bicycle rider's resource based in Bellingham, WA, USA
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